It's like Danny says...

"So we're building one what shits itself, too. Disgusting, really, but they like that, the little girls."
- Danny the drug dealer

As a professional arse-wiper, I cannot fathom the interest in pretending to tend to someone's toileting needs. Maybe if your life is too glamourous and you want to experience that simple joy of cleaning up someone else's poop?

(Via The Register.)