If you find a need for this in your life...

Let's face it, your OCD was taking way too much effort to maintain, you had to start drawing a tally chart on your napkin in the restaurant to count your chews per mouthful. People were looking at you in a way that really made you feel like a weirdo - Thankfully, science has stepped up to the plate in a stylish and practical way. Yay, science ~:/

Kami Kami Sensor counts your bites while scaring away friends:

(Via DVICE.)