Sunday, 19 October 2008

Friday the 13th: Part all of them

I'm sure I'm not the first person to have thought of such a list, but given that I've just watched Friday the 13th parts 1-6 I felt inspired to make this Friday the 13th drinking game:

Drink when reference is made to Jason being dead
Drink when wholesome teens are warned about the dark history of Camp Blood
Drink when the monogamous couple are established
Drink when the monogamous couple have sex
Drink when illicit drugs are used
Drink when someone poops and neither washes their hands nor wipes
Drink when someone showers
Drink for first blood
Drink when someone is stabbed with something and the other end is shown poking out the other side
Drink when someone has their head crushed
Drink when someone has their throat slashed
Drink when you see a Volkswagen Beetle
Drink when it starts to rain
Drink when a car won’t start and Jason is after the driver and/or passenger
Drink someone is thrown through a window (either direction; being pushed through and pulled back counts as twice)
Drink when someone is killed and someone in the room says “Ohhhhh, that’s clever”
Drink whenever someone says “I’ll be right back”, or some variation
Drink when someone asks “who’s there?”
Drink when someone finds their sexual partner dead
Drink when a moronic adult dies
Drink when it is established that Jason cannot be killed by conventional means

I'm not saying the series is formulaic or owt, but, y'know...

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